#’WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE SEE IN NURI LIKE ACTUALLY’

[andro-dino]

who would probably have a crush on your oc with manny and nuri (besides each other LMAO)

LMAOOOOO OH THIS IS FUN. LEMME THINK

The fun thing abt manny and nuri is that they’re both mildly the worst together, but are someone different separately.

Manny is probably the most drastic difference because when she’s not with nuri, he’s actually pretty chill. He is generally a very social and outgoing person and I like to think that when she’s not with nuri, he genuinely doesn’t have like any beef with anyone and totally considers whoever will be willing to be chill with him a friend. It’s very silly and endearing but also very confusing to a lot of others. bunnybear are kinda similar to kyoben and I think benkei specifically takes notice of it, but when he interacts with manny on her own they actually get along like really well and have a LOT in common and I can totally imagine that spawning a very confusing and hopeless mini crush for him. I think it would be a funny dynamic.

As for nuri, they’re a total trash goblin through and through. He actually actively becomes WORSE without manny bc he literally only cares about himself and manny and at least when he’s with her, she brings out the more affectionate and silly side to him, but when they’re separated nuri has absolutely no patience or filter with anyone else and is like way meaner. They’re like kinda the worst. That being said, I like the idea of putting him and Tetsuya in a box and watching them fight. they’re absolutely the worst and nuri is worse than Tetsuya so Tetsuya absolutely cannot handle them and it is really frustrating and he REALLY doesn’t like them and I think it would be funny if he just disliked nuri so much that it almost looped all the way around and he started feeling some very confusing feelings about him. I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY. He absolutely cannot stand their ass but is like “what the freak” when that starts being slightly more complicated and then proceeds to avoid him at all costs.

[dragon-heisters]

Session 31, 1 Apr 2023: "This is some Tracy Emin type shit."

Suggested talking points: the price of the pathfinder rule book (ridiculous), hooray for the DM's sister - she found a copy at a local bookshop for an actually decent price! We’re all super excited for Pathfinder, which lets pretty much anyone have a familiar or animal companion, which can even be a severed head or severed hand. You don't want an angel though.

No Hazel or Pfenig tonight, so we must soldier on without them. We’ve found the vault, so we chuff off home for a long rest as we got battered by a Displacer beast last time. Nuri levels up both Hazel and Pfenig, and we’re off…

The party wake up at Trollskull Alley and descend the stairs; Nuri notices that Thessalie is absent. He asks around, but no-one seems to have seen her today. Lif says she has been acting strangely, talking to herself. Vervain is in the taproom, however, and has been chatting with Pfenig. He’s been filling them in on what they’ve missed.

Well, we didn't need Thessalie anyway. Or the Stone of Golorr, not any more. (That's definitely not going to come back to bite us.) We go back to the mill and go down the stairs; there is a large set of double doors with dwarfish runes carved into them. Nuri can read them given time, if no-one else speaks it…? No? Okay. He casts Comprehend Languages as a ritual. “The three keys, bring them forth!”

Ah fuck, we forgot the dwarf. Oh, no we didn’t, hurray!

We get the shaved dwarf to hold the beholder eyestalk and the dragon scale, and ask him to wait for us like he’s some sort of taxi. He agrees. Vervain shares their Eyes of Night ability, giving everyone 300 feet of darkvision.

The doors open to a huge chamber; twelve sets of double doors line the walls. Hazel gives the room a cursory glance for traps. “Looks fine to me.”

60 feet above us are bridges that span the columns in the centre of the room; they all look to be in pretty shitty condition. Engraved on the double doors are images of dwarves in heavy armour.

No traps on the floor. Nuri casts Detect Magic as a ritual and does a circuit of the room, approaching each set of doors in turn to see if there is any magic around or behind the doors. Aside from us and the items we carry, there is no sign of magic in the room.

He picks a set of doors at random. We go up to them and Hazel checks them for traps. 10. “Oooh! Average.”

No sign of traps on the doors. No keyhole, either. Hmm. Pfenig gives them a push; nothing happens. Vervain leans over him and pushes them open.

There is a staircase leading up, and next to it is a fresco of dwarves battling goblins. It is... oddly alluring... As we approach, everyone but Hazel makes WIS saves; ah fuck.

We all roll pretty good for once. Pfenig thinks the artwork is crass; Vervain has seen better. DM: "This is some Tracy Emin type shit." Nothing bad happens, yay!

As luck would have it, every other door in the room is false; we happened to hit on the right ones first time. Ha! (Nuri: "Told you the others only slowed us down.")

Joe copies and pastes us up the stairs, and we push our tank (Pfenig) up ahead. The hall we find ourselves in has high ceilings and more pillars. There are 3 archways on the left, and Vervain spots an area of damage to a mural about halfway down the wall. The mural is of dwarves doing... something. They go and have a closer look; the dwarves are in heavy armour and look as if they’re off to battle.

Nuri and his genasi eyes take a look. It looks to be a different artist than the fresco downstairs. He makes an Investigation check; worse than Vervain's. The crack in the mural looks deep and dark. He presses his nose up against it and gets hit in the face with a pseudopod - Initiative time!

Hazel retreats into shadow and shoots the thing, remembering from last time we fought black puddings that they’re hard to hide from. 20 damage!

DM, annoyed: “You sir, are a cad and a bounder.”

Pfenig next. The DM asks if he is going to heal the poor little pudding. He casts Shilfkgjldfhgklhjh instead, but is too far away to do much on this turn. He moves up and gets ready for the next round.

Nuri has a faceful of black pudding. “Not this again.” He Creates Bonfire underneath it, doing 11 damage and forcing a DC15 DEX save. It rolls a 6, which comes out the other side as a 3. Good to know…

Vervain Sacred Flames it. They could do Spiritual Weapon but they don’t want to use the spell slot if they don’t need to. "We’ve got Hazel, we’ll be fine."

The pudding hits Nuri, rolling a 20 and dissolving his armour; joke’s on the DM because this happened last time and he never replaced his armour, so all it does it make his jacket look slightly cooler.

The pudding slops off toward Hazel, and Nuri gets an attack of opportunity - it hits for 6 slashing and 2 fire damage. The pudding splits into two puddings, and Vervain swears a lot.

(Pfenig arrives in person, he’s escaped from his party and come to join us!)

Hazel shoots and hits for 22 damage and gets the how de do dis one one of them. "It bursts and splashes on the floor and it’s gross." Hazel smiles unnervingly.

It’s Pfenig’s turn - he does Symbiotic Enti- no wait, he wants to save that. He runs up and hits it with his Shilsdkldfhjlhh, “Giving it a jolly good pasting. Have that, ya bastard.” It’s looking… grubby, like it’s losing its integrity.

Nuri’s turn and he casts Bonfire under it again. How de do dis! “It kind of… boils, and there’s a smell of burned farts.”

Nuri is looking a little worse for wear; Vervain does him a Cure Wounds at level 1; 8 HP back.

Vervain spots a door at the far end of the corridor; they get Hazel to check it for traps. She finds none. Vervain manages to push the door open. Behind it is treasure!

We did it, we won Dungeons and Dragons. Nuri starts calculating how much we can carry. The DM asks us if we’d like to go in and investigate the gold. Uh oh; looks like we haven’t won quite yet.

There are five urns; inside them we find the following:

Urn 1: 5 tourmaline worth 100 gp each & 200cp Urn 2: Ring of Warmth, 10 gold rings worth 25gp each, and 650 gp in coins Urn 3: 250gp Urn 4: 33 blue quartz worth 10gp each Urn 5: a 9 inch tall statue of a dwarf worth 250gp and weighing 10lbs.

Probably not even Lord Neverember knew about this room; we don’t think this is part of the hoard. We can just pocket this. We can fit some in our loot satchels, and Nuri’s lamp; we do that.

We have a look at the bridges; these are suspended over the room below and are in, quote, “Shit condition”. We send Pfenig across first and wait to see what happens to him. We think about sending him over with a rope but we only have 50 feet of it; we could tie two together but it’ll be long enough then that if he does fall he’ll still hit the ground. We decide to just tie the one rope around him, and Vervain holds the other end. He'll be on his own after the first 50 feet or so. Vervain casts Guidance on him and he edges his way across.

DM: “Stop right there and make a Dexterity check!” He rolls a 6, and even Guidance isn’t going to help that.

Pfenig as he plummets 60 feet to the ground: “And that’s how Pfenig dies.”

Vervain makes a STR save, a 15, and manages to save him. Phew! He takes a little bit of damage as he reaches the end of the rope, but not as much as if he'd hit the ground. Vervain drops him the last five feet and he comes back around and up the stairs.

We all heard a thunderous crash from the northern end of the room as this happened; sounds like one of the other bridges collapsed. Pfenig has a look on his way back up; it did.

How to cross the gaps? Vervain has a decent jump distance, and Pfenig can change into something that can jump. Vervain goes first and flings one end of their rope back for Hazel; the other two make it under their own steam.

We approach the adamantine door on the other end of the bridge. We get Hazel to check for traps; 23! Eyyyyyyy. She finds no traps. Vervain pushes it but nothing happens.

Pfenig makes an Arcana check to see if it’s magical; a 9. He thinks it probably is. Nuri or Pfenig can cast Detect Magic; Pfenig does, and sees a faint aura around the door. It’s transmutation magic. (If only we had a transmutation wizard.) We all look at each other, stumped.

Nuri: "I could set it on fire…?"

Vervain makes an Insight check; they think that if one of us was a dwarf the doors would open automatically. Oh - duh. They trudge back down the stairs to go and get the dwarf.

He’s drunk. The door opens for him anyway. Great! We are going to have to babysit this guy now though.

The chamber beyond is 20 feet high with frescoes of more dwarves and an anvil on a plinth in the centre of the room. Nuri investigates the fresco. “Shall I do my Wisdom Save now?” He's fine, nothing happens.

Pfenig spots some dwarven runes on the anvil. We push the dwarf forward.

“It says let the hammer fall and the anvil ring,” he slurs.

Who’s got a hammer?

Pfenig looks at the fresco. It’s of a blacksmith, and handily there is a removable hammer. Behind it are more runes.

“Oi, Thunderbuns!”

The dwarf shuffles over. “Let hearts be lifted and battles won.”

Pfenig lifts the hammer with his very small Strength score and brings it down “in a big wobbly arc” on the anvil.

CLANG!

DM: "Can you all hear it? You didn’t cover your ears or anything?"

Oh no…

We all get ten temp HP!

We call it there, so we can think about how we are going to get back over the bridge without using too many of our daily skills. Next session will probably be the last one, so let's make it good!

[duggarsetal]

So, I’ve recently seen that Jill Rodrigues has had a SEVERE knee injury* and has still travelled to ‘help’ Nurie and Nathan and I’m incensed about it.

*I’m not mocking her here, her words

First things first, a huge congratulations to Nurie, Nathan and Nehemiah!! They seem absolutely overjoyed, and I’m genuinely happy for them.

Now, why I’m really here Jilly.

As you resident fundie snarker/knee expert* I happen to know a few things. 

Firstly, there’s literally no point in wearing that knee support while you are sitting down babes. I know it makes for a more dramatic photo, but they’re there to support your patella as you’re standing and also, they’re pretty uncomfortable tbh. Also, these things can be bought at virtually any pharmacy for like £10??? so you’ll not convince me that you’ve gotten actual medical advice. It also looks reasonable loose, which means that it may not even be providing your patella with any actual support.  Your better bet would be kinesiology tape, my personal recommendation is the SportTape brand, but use the KT Tape videos to teach you how to apply is properly, so as to not fuck up your knees.

Secondly, if you think you’ve torn 'something’ you probably need to see an actual doctor. Like, if that’s even a possibility, you should see a doctor. That would confirm to you whether or not you have a tear. You couldn’t walk on it for four days!! And it’s relatively apparent that you’ve not seen a doctor!! (please get health insurance) 

I’m not super annoyed with her for those bits, I get it, health insurance costs a fucking bomb. What really gets my goat is that she’s still decide to inflict herself on Nurie and Nathan!

Jill either a) genuinely has a pretty bad knee injury and can’t really help out at Nurie and Nathan’s and in fact needs quite a lot of help herself OR b) Jill has a pretty mild knee injury that she is overplaying and isn’t really helping out and instead is getting quite a lot of help herself. Either way, staying with your daughter, her husband and their newborn baby, whilst needing to be helped with walking, bathing, dressing and driving after an acute injury seems to be a little selfish** 

I’d also suggest maybe getting some crutches instead of relying on your husband to walk you around the place btw.

Did none of you, at any point think that actually this might all be a bit much for Nurie to deal with? Like, the point of grandparents coming to stay is to help out with the life stuff, so that the new parents are able to rest and recover from birth and bond with their baby. Or I guess for Jill it’s about her being able to sit around while presumably Nurie does that stuff as well as taking care of Jill.

She’s woooooouuund me up no end.

But it also made me laugh that she apparently travelled to Florida like this?

That’s such and awkward way to sit!!

Also, hope you enjoy Jill’s feetsies David, cause that bad boy is right there!!

I’ve genuinely spent around one year of my life (collectively) being unable to bend either one or the other knee and i can tell you that if you have some range of movement (you’re not in a brace or splint that holds your leg completely straight, then your best bet will be getting in the front passenger seat, moving you chair back as far as it can go and propping your knee up on pillows/cushions/bags. Or, if you can’t bend you knee at all (which Jill may not want to do due to pain - in which case she should REALLY get to doctor) then you wanna shuffle in backwards across the rear passenger seat so that your injured leg is across the backseat and your uninjured leg can just go as it would normally into the footwell. She’s gonna feel every single bump in the road. Every jolt, turn and stop with hurt, no?

*I’ve experienced recurrent dislocations since the age of 14, have torn ligaments in my knees, and have undergone two ligament reconstructions in my knees. I’m not a medical expert, please don’t consider any of the above medical advice. BUT!! I definitely know enough to be fucked off with lil Jilly.

**I say this as a disabled bitch who uses mobility aids cause she cant walk, has to have help literally every time she bathes, has to have clothing that is adapted to my needs, and can’t drive cause of my disability and with the wholehearted knowledge that needing help with these things does not make a person selfish by any means, but also knowing that Jill is a truly selfish person.

[arty-e]

Cards Masterpost:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625161172231110656/if-you-dont-mind-can-you-say-what-are-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625112659818348544/for-curiositywhat-are-the-nobless-surnames

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621716665836634112/i-think-its-cute-that-although-it-was-wedding

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/184364229516/arty-e-hi-so-heres-a-map-of-the-world-of-been

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614728192162496512/can-you-explain-your-cards-series-a-little-ive

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616089028892180480/is-being-part-of-the-lgbtq-community-allowed-in

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618682585919422465/guess-who-cant-sleep-because-they-fucked-their

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619469384208007168/how-long-have-you-been-creating-the-cards

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621746339135569920/whos-the-oldest-family-in-the-cards-kingdom

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621747305892233216/random-question-but-what-kinds-of-technology-does

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622726346503815168/made-a-very-quick-calendar

Hearts:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186589099521/so-this-is-what-i-do-in-my-spare-time-create

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614583174624870400/why-does-your-ocs-sons-have-long-hair

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619725154322366464/redesigning-the-hearts-palace-this-was-heavily

Lezabel Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625650745734316032/how-was-lezabel-and-seths-relationship-and-did

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618539639446306816/will-you-post-lezabel-s-design

Kellan Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619910380853116928/kellans-story

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620614245212618752/kellans-story-part-2

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/626336128336887808/i-really-love-your-work-especially-cards-and-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625155424077938688/who-is-the-tallest-seth-or-kellan

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614850360504418304/why-mercurys-great-grandfather-is-married-but-had

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619136437477146624/does-kellan-have-siblings

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620655586907930625/at-least-kellan-got-a-kinda-happy-end-wish-jana

Jana Kroda:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620628262296715264/im-not-sure-if-i-missed-it-in-reading-over-but

Nuri Chawla-Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620453848704827392/is-nuri-still-a-character-in-kellans-story-he

 https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620748903227244544/nuri-introduces-therapy-to-the-cor-family 

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620828063251464192/was-nuri-overprotectived-for-seth-considering-of

Seth Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625786219099488256/mahira-has-for-some-reason-has-a-l-o-t-of-rage-in

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625650745734316032/how-was-lezabel-and-seths-relationship-and-did

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625155424077938688/who-is-the-tallest-seth-or-kellan

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625083483420868608/if-you-dont-mind-me-asking-how-did-seth-die-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620406836827488256/i-will-protect-baby-seth-with-my-life

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620629184980664320/how-long-did-seth-live-with-his-aunt

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620748903227244544/nuri-introduces-therapy-to-the-cor-family 

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620812086944169984/since-everyone-was-worried-about-seth-heres    

Veeha Laghari-Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625786219099488256/mahira-has-for-some-reason-has-a-l-o-t-of-rage-in

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625511941359747072/princess-mahira-being-very-ladylike-while-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619281496751161344/meeha-tried-to-fix-mahira-and-sloans

Mahira Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625872912928391168/does-alvis-have-to-help-calm-mahira-down-a-lot

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625786219099488256/mahira-has-for-some-reason-has-a-l-o-t-of-rage-in

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625511941359747072/princess-mahira-being-very-ladylike-while-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621473859370139648/after-listening-to-never-love-an-anchor-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621472386521399296/so-do-you-have-any-moments-of-mahira-if-thats

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621460689524080640/besides-opal-xxii-who-were-also-bad-parents

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615372992151715840/why-is-alvis-so-small

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616590104357683200/how-was-mahiras-family-relationship

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619012255964610562/mahira-having-a-bad-time-tm

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619188784657022976/why-did-mahira-and-alvis-choose-to-name-their-son

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620499027195215872/if-this-isnt-mahira-then-i-dont-know-what

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620538688045285376/how-old-was-mahira-when-she-met-alvis

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620651991909138432/how-old-was-mahira-when-she-gave-birth-to-adrian

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620734756860084224/does-mahira-shouts-and-sings-ill-make-a-man-out

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620929852476915712/is-the-reason-alvis-and-mahria-never-had-anymore

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621017055424020480/i-think-you-know-star-vs-the-forces-of-evil-and 

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621212292257890304/do-you-have-any-sketches-of-mahira-and-baby

Sloan Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/626283255467999233/how-did-sloan-and-dayita-meet

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625606220152176640/why-would-anyone-want-to-poison-the-baby-hahaha

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186546466896/sharing-the-end-pic-of-the-animatic-mahira-and

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615120436828717056/nobody-sloan-to-alvis-who-is-4-foot-tall-scum

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620858599066992640/does-sloan-ever-get-a-redemption-if-not-what

Alvis Wilson-Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625974248153956352/orignal

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625872912928391168/does-alvis-have-to-help-calm-mahira-down-a-lot

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625606220152176640/why-would-anyone-want-to-poison-the-baby-hahaha

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625430195528220672/its-a-strange-request-but-sometimes-could-you

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625250188821512192/did-she-think-he-was-a-commoner-i-imagine-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623885823879806976/i-was-experimenting-with-my-line-art-the-other

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621983796432158720/do-any-of-your-ocs-know-how-to-play-instruments

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621712141626589184/what-happens-to-the-title-of-nobility-of-a-family

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621711658321133568/are-there-any-disabled-or-chronically-ill

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614920626256461824/who-is-dylan-to-alvis

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615372992151715840/why-is-alvis-so-small

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616549068293996544/alvis-b6

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616585252883808256/what-did-alvis-do-as-a-child-did-he-get-into

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617134091972870144/what-kind-of-issues-did-mercury-have-with-his-dad

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617146078857445376/does-alvis-have-a-favorite-son-like-mahira

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618476885389852672/what-is-alvis-sick-with

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619726344783282177/why-did-alviss-heart-turn-red

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619925669574574080/first-two-of-my-lgbt-ocs

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620944855966875648/alvis-struggles-being-bi-in-a-war-zone-alvis

Adrian Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625974248153956352/orignal

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616946663622426624/what-can-you-say-more-about-adriani-know-little

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617385323102650368/why-is-adrian-mahiras-favorite-son

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621212292257890304/do-you-have-any-sketches-of-mahira-and-baby

Mercury Cor:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623456808348106752/i-know-i-said-i-was-taking-a-break-but-this-came

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622092833102413824/mercury-is-very-offended-by-amethysts

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621983796432158720/do-any-of-your-ocs-know-how-to-play-instruments

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621716399902081024/does-mercury-ever-see-his-family-again-after-he

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621472386521399296/so-do-you-have-any-moments-of-mahira-if-thats

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621460979893567488/why-did-mercury-become-a-serial-killerif-theres

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/184072202996/heya-more-oc-art-but-this-time-ive-actually

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186663441281/arty-e-when-a-literal-god-comes-to-break-you-out

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186799464596/just-wanna-share-my-boi

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186967268511/i-might-not-be-flawless-but-you-know-ive-got-a

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/188906837796/some-oc-art-i-did-in-my-sketchbook-yesterday-which

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614832678112460800/i-made-this-the-other-day-and-im-kind-of-proud-so

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615547708921495552/hello-my-good-maam-i-am-aware-mercury-goes-on-to

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616816490101014528/does-mercury-have-any-love-interests

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616817056468303872/what-does-mercury-think-about-his-mother-does-he

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617134091972870144/what-kind-of-issues-did-mercury-have-with-his-dad

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618812463376400384/will-mercurys-story-have-a-happy-ending

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618815834399309824/will-in-the-future-mahira-and-mercury-have-a

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620083114299080705

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620816293592973312/why-does-mercury-have-a-scar-on-his-neck-and-how

Latifa Harjo:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623620478094934016/i-sometimes-like-to-draw-my-characters-in-modern

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/187781543311/its-been-a-long-while-since-i-posted-something-so

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619173367544709120/i-remember-that-in-a-post-you-said-that-some-cards

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620930311865401344/who-does-adrian-marry

Kamir Wilson:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620179763467780096/if-alvis-dad-is-aroace-how-did-alvis-come-to-be

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620855849345220608/in-my-artemis-fowl-sulk-i-redesigned-alvis

Other:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/612388966608551936/i-made-this-ages-ago-but-never-posted-it-because-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614375851714314240/a-random-sketch-of-two-ocs-mercury-and-his-mum

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615120006945112065/arty-e-alvis-is-very-tired-with-mahiras-shitty

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615366426848641024/ive-only-had-confirmed-soft-idiot-alvis-his

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618292699718631424/whats-a-normal-day-for-the-cor-family

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619037698197422080/sharing-each-kingdoms-culture-and-fashion-i-just

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619925669574574080/first-two-of-my-lgbt-ocs

Spades:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615947463582449664/so-i-got-an-ask-a-few-weeks-ago-asking-about

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620365241506791424/if-i-can-ask-is-there-anything-about-spades-that

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620370125260980224/spades-castlepalace-design-i-did-the-other-day

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620553327890071552/how-was-it-ripped-away-from-its-mainland-by-its

Matilda and Iris:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622914654342201344/can-you-talk-about-iris-and-matildathey-look-like

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619010862694432768/so-matildas-parents-didnt-care-about-her-being

Alfonso Espadas III:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625738662631686144/did-alfonso-meet-his-granddaughter-camilla

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624376119990337536/artyi-always-wanted-to-know-if-alfonso-was-not

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623074461818798080/artycould-you-talk-about-alfonsos-first-wife

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622118281175810048/how-do-you-describe-the-relationship-between

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615961636865507328/did-dylans-parents-marry-for-love

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621115228244131840/i-know-you-are-still-going-to-do-alfonsos-story

Isabella Reid-Espadas:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618682074039189504/how-did-queen-consort-isabella-die

Elizabeth Solorio-Espadas:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/626336128336887808/i-really-love-your-work-especially-cards-and-i

Dylan Espadas:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/626336128336887808/i-really-love-your-work-especially-cards-and-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625430195528220672/its-a-strange-request-but-sometimes-could-you

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625085162282254336/how-would-you-describe-dylan

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623108806752206848/who-is-mahira-fighting-with

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622118281175810048/how-do-you-describe-the-relationship-between

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621460689524080640/besides-opal-xxii-who-were-also-bad-parents

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614920626256461824/who-is-dylan-to-alvis

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615996988269477888/does-dylan-have-a-one-sided-marriage-with-coral-i

Coral Morphew-Espadas:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625250188821512192/did-she-think-he-was-a-commoner-i-imagine-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625084743231455232/artycan-you-talk-more-about-coral-and-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623110108104310784/did-you-mention-once-that-in-spadeswomen-wear

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622450995218268160/artyhow-do-you-describe-princess-camilla-and-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621460689524080640/besides-opal-xxii-who-were-also-bad-parents

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615996988269477888/does-dylan-have-a-one-sided-marriage-with-coral-i

Camilla Espadas:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625428360575713280/did-camillas-death-affect-rune-because-he-only

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622450995218268160/artyhow-do-you-describe-princess-camilla-and-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621462530302394368/camilla-was-dylan-and-corals-favorite-right

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618681826904588288/how-did-princess-camilla-die

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619767844318674944/i-noticed-that-dylans-daughter-was-called

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625350480403546112/was-the-marriage-arranged-did-rune-like-camilla

Cyan Espadas:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621983796432158720/do-any-of-your-ocs-know-how-to-play-instruments

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615963001184518144/do-dylans-kids-have-any-adventures-like-mercury

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620083114299080705

Valerie Vann:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625005916338683904/is-that-adult-valerie-i-see

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622259682665447424/drift-away-was-beautiful-i-cried-evencan-you

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622255122267979776/i-finished-valeries-animatic-last-night-i-hope

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/184072202996/heya-more-oc-art-but-this-time-ive-actually

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614747842302672896/i-love-how-valerie-is-convinced-that-shes-a

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615054892150767616/have-a-baby-valerie-with-giant-book

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621123869331357696/i-need-more-of-my-tiny-stabby-child-valeries

Camilla Ennis:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/626336128336887808/i-really-love-your-work-especially-cards-and-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621983796432158720/do-any-of-your-ocs-know-how-to-play-instruments

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615961636865507328/did-dylans-parents-marry-for-love

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619281496751161344/meeha-tried-to-fix-mahira-and-sloans

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619767844318674944/i-noticed-that-dylans-daughter-was-called

Diamonds:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625738416018046976/i-have-a-silly-question-but-who-gets-the-title-of

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622664482790014976/random-sketches-of-the-diamant-family-rubis

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622175233056653312/it-may-be-a-silly-question-but-you-said-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621714945938243584/which-king-of-diamonds-was-the-most-fun-to-create

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618404130563751936/diamonds-royal-family-tree-i-think-this-one-is

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618540113390075904/why-the-people-that-are-from-the-diamonds-royal

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620364751578562560/why-did-diamonds-attack-hearts

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620633683610812416/how-would-you-describe-the-diamonds-in-3-words

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621370680501534721/diamond-people-get-married-at-a-young-age-why

Opal Diamant XXI:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621716665836634112/i-think-its-cute-that-although-it-was-wedding

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621714683556233216/what-can-you-say-about-opal-xxi-i-became

Jasper Diamant:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/626330766142504960/how-would-you-say-prince-jaspers-life

Jade Diamant:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625651556117790720/how-was-queen-jade-not-very-responsible-how-did

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618474823258144768/what-happened-with-opals-xxii-father-is-it-just

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619003540463124480/how-did-queen-jade-die

Marlon Diamant (Nee Montagne):

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625079335961935872/what-would-happen-if-marlon-and-alexandre-found

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622800342584868866/artyi-was-wondering-if-that-doesnt-bother-you-if

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622666869677113344/how-did-opals-husband-find-out-about-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622645626962903040/why-did-marlon-and-alexandres-father-hate-each

Opal Diamant XXII:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622665098612310016/is-there-a-particular-reason-why-opal-started

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622652483282616320/o-opal-isnt-alexandres-mom-right

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622645626962903040/why-did-marlon-and-alexandres-father-hate-each

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621983021363494912/opal-xxii-was-a-good-queen-at-least

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621715503145271296/opal-xxii-was-not-very-close-to-her-mother-right

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621533050448314368/opal-xxii-punished-her-children-like-leaving-them

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618408862933041152/opal-xxii-was-an-abusive-mother

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618998595969073152/why-was-opal-xxii-such-a-bitch

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621372283037040640/do-you-have-any-sketch-of-the-twoi-think-is-very

Rubis Diamant: 

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625736359049625600/can-we-also-see-rubis-reuniting-with-lazuli-and

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625717182673928192/could-we-maybe-see-the-rune-and-rubis-interaction

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625700841177923584/how-did-lazuli-react-when-she-learned-rubis-was

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622752346464796672/i-wanted-to-know-more-about-rubis-like-he-was

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618407105738702848/do-rubis-feel-proud-that-his-daughter-will-be

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618478236957032448/prince-rubin-sorry-if-the-names-wrong-married

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618934444370378752/rubis-was-captured-by-the-hearts-before-or-after

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620632022219620352/how-would-you-describe-rubis-i-love-learning

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621391039490621440/rubis-only-wanted-to-have-children-after-her

Lazuli Diamant:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622618563930406912/lazulis-story

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625736359049625600/can-we-also-see-rubis-reuniting-with-lazuli-and

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625162029605502976/what-was-lazulis-reaction-when-she-found-out-that

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622644938006528000/i-noticed-lazuli-never-seemed-to-fully-recover-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622476547776036864/why-do-feel-like-when-lazuli-i-think-thats-how

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622655786319020033/does-lazuli-wear-black-as-queen-as-shes-is

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621706358895591424/im-very-happy-how-this-turned-out-i-hope-you-all

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621526822782484480/lazuli-coming-to-terms-with-her-sexuality-after

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621548857748307968/lazuli-suffered-from-anorexia-is-that-why-her-face

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618407930069417984/did-lazuli-not-wish-to-have-children-since-she-was

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618540468864794624/how-is-lazulis-relationship-with-her-brother

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618944550344474624/lazuli-is-close-to-her-nephews

Alexandre Diospide-Diamant:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625079335961935872/what-would-happen-if-marlon-and-alexandre-found

Sphene Al’Naya:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622645254405881857/why-did-marlon-choose-sphene

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618935843859595264/how-would-you-describe-sphene

Rune Diamant:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625717182673928192/could-we-maybe-see-the-rune-and-rubis-interaction

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625428360575713280/did-camillas-death-affect-rune-because-he-only

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625350480403546112/was-the-marriage-arranged-did-rune-like-camilla

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622105335198564353/why-is-rune-such-a-manipulative-bastard

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186967268511/i-might-not-be-flawless-but-you-know-ive-got-a

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618584581195628544/rune-seems-to-be-envious-of-amethyst-since-shes

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621285913391218688/rubis-sharing-the-mini-portrait-of-rune-with-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621308035668787200/is-runes-diamond-mark-on-his-eye-is-there-any

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620815076921851904/i-dont-know-if-this-has-been-asked-before-but

Amethyst Diamant:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621983796432158720/do-any-of-your-ocs-know-how-to-play-instruments

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/610969039092711424/i-watercoloured-one-of-my-fave-ocs-to-draw

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618487575056908288/amethyst-looks-like-she-gives-good-hugs-wanna

Beryl Zoloto:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624195296779485184/this-is-beryl-amethysts-fianc%C3%A9-and-husband

Other:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/612388966608551936/i-made-this-ages-ago-but-never-posted-it-because-i

Clubs:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617144908079300608/the-clubs-royals-family-tree-a-brief-explanation

Naoki Meihua:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621460689524080640/besides-opal-xxii-who-were-also-bad-parents

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618681674477289472/did-king-naoki-ever-get-married-also-is-he-pacific

Meilin Meihua:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621721093152129024/i-wanted-to-know-something-about-princess-meilin

Nuo Meihua (Nee Hou):

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622834976330842112/i-got-inspired-to-draw-queen-nuo-i-love-this

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618998916997955584/if-you-dont-mundo-i-have-to-questions-about-queen

Hyeon Meihua:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624431463092322304/hyeon-ebens-story-part-1

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624609259735416832/tw-child-death-death-murder-blood

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617178244973805568/why-is-hyeon-sorry-if-i-spell-his-name-wrong-a

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620357198401372160/one-of-the-reasons-why-hyeon-arrested-his-nephew

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620630064853385216/hyeon-and-ebenbut-wouldnt-you-do-an-animatic-of

Eben Meihua:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621987665956536320/would-you-say-that-king-eben-love-his-daughters

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617288224356925440/the-scars-that-eben-and-his-wife-have-were-made

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619001629841260544/hyeon-did-eben-see-ruomei-being-tortured

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619447949974519808/where-did-eben-and-ruomei-stay-after-being

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620902376327495680/unlike-hyeon-eben-married-for-love-right

Ruomei Meihua (Nee Vadas):

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622117308479012864/would-you-say-that-ruomei-was-pressured-during-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621799638450782208/ruomei-worries-about-the-pressure-clover-is-under

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617288224356925440/the-scars-that-eben-and-his-wife-have-were-made

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619447949974519808/where-did-eben-and-ruomei-stay-after-being

Yukio Meihua:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621980864888356864/i-have-some-questions-about-the-clubs-family

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619011148548833280/what-kind-of-tortures-did-eben-and-ruomei

Clover Meihua:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622165275981299713/does-clover-ever-end-up-married-or-in-a

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621797848886001664/what-can-you-tell-us-about-princess-clover

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617287745114701824/clover-became-heir-to-the-throne-after-his

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618680330106404864/how-do-you-describe-princess-clovers-relationship

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618683753503522816/i-was-wondering-if-you-could-talk-more-about-the

Sakura Meihua:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622175685924061184/if-eben-doesnt-clovers-husband-would-he-be-able

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622119241268805632/if-eben-managed-to-marry-clover-would-he-focus-on

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621980864888356864/i-have-some-questions-about-the-clubs-family

Forrest Hofer:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622921995554865152/who-is-clovers-husband

Jokers:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622730004873314305/i-wanted-to-know-how-jokers-would-have-been

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615001030364659712/what-kind-of-kingdom-are-the-joker-duo-in-i-hope

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618813746979225600/what-culture-is-the-joker-kingdom-based-one

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619373519889924096/jokers-royal-family-tree-jokers-only-have-two

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619399182653997056/why-are-the-jokers-the-only-one-that-is-really

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619445244741697536/if-the-jokers-are-magical-can-they-heal-i-hope

Kalila Tzoker:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619375118716633088/how-isaccs-parents-died

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619462114292137984/why-does-kalila-have-eyes-the-same-color-as-imara

Isaac Tzoker:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619173367544709120/i-remember-that-in-a-post-you-said-that-some-cards

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619375118716633088/how-isaccs-parents-died

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619378922021404672/isaac-ever-used-his-powers-to-his-advantage

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619380449956036609/why-is-isaac-against-the-jokers-system

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619461901797212160/if-isaac-and-raina-have-babies-i-think-they-would

The Fae:

Masou:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/184072202996/heya-more-oc-art-but-this-time-ive-actually

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186663441281/arty-e-when-a-literal-god-comes-to-break-you-out

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/188583562556/i-have-a-bit-of-an-art-block-going-on-so-heres-a

Itzcoatl:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619767488288260096/fae-fae-fae-fae-show-me-all-the-fae

Angelica:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623810547802079232/i-redesigned-angelica-and-drew-lian-next-to-her-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622627920712728576/i-made-this-such-a-long-time-ago-and-i-never

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/183617385306/ive-been-ill-so-i-managed-to-find-some-time-to-do

Lian:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623810547802079232/i-redesigned-angelica-and-drew-lian-next-to-her-i

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621810808908890112/is-it-weird-that-clubs-is-a-patriarchy-society-but

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619401331028934656/do-you-have-the-design-of-lian-the-fae-of

Imara:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619399182653997056/why-are-the-jokers-the-only-one-that-is-really

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619767488288260096/fae-fae-fae-fae-show-me-all-the-fae

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620177779088080896/hey-out-of-interest-do-you-have-any-non-binary

Kabira:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620676703172395008/whos-the-fae-with-the-white-dress-is-she-part

Other:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625650977863778304/can-fae-have-children-with-mortals

Other/General:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622980129415708672/in-the-cards-universewhat-happens-to-commons-that

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622726346503815168/made-a-very-quick-calendar

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622728355826089984/can-you-explain-the-festivities-on-the-cards

Titles/Marks:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/626792751339601920/i-have-a-two-silly-questions-about-the-nobles-if

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625514823984300032/idk-if-ive-already-sent-this-ask-if-so-delete

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625540214393307136/if-a-royal-but-not-the-heir-marries-a-noble

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625422643129090048/we-know-that-royals-and-nobles-can-marry-from

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625363638856908800/i-have-a-question-when-someone-marries-a-royal-to

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625342056310718464/what-would-you-say-are-the-functions-of-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622175233056653312/it-may-be-a-silly-question-but-you-said-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621712141626589184/what-happens-to-the-title-of-nobility-of-a-family

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614921356156551168/how-can-people-in-your-cards-au-when-they-have

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615996742236848128/question-lets-assume-completely-hypothetically

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619726344783282177/why-did-alviss-heart-turn-red

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619730940362686464/a-quick-explanation-of-marks-and-how-they-work-in

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620442349389168640/so-you-have-ace-and-jack-of-insert-kingdom-here

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620897780876148736/is-it-possible-for-siblings-to-have-two-different

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621123574986653696/so-i-have-a-question-about-how-the-royal-titles

Afterlife:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625149015122706432/artycould-you-do-what-would-be-the-reunion-of

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624699353303547904/what-would-river-think-if-he-saw-what-his-son-was

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624982872233836544/if-dead-hyeon-met-yukio-what-would-it-be-like

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624794098402050048/when-hyeon-was-executed-did-he-ever-see-dead

Gen 3:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625004910408286208/it-must-be-like-a-spoiler-but-i-was-wondering-how

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624927030668066816/night-post-the-espadas-sisters-rosa-elizabeth

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624828838676922368/lunaire-and-soleil-diamant-new-designs

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624812048431431680/i-am-currently-debating-with-myself-wether-to-give

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624196929097744384/did-amethyst-have-a-son

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624200653571538944/does-clover-or-her-sister-end-up-having-a-kid

Sketches/Drawings:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623108045497581568/i-need-angst-do-you-have-angsty-art

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622848254314463232/hyeon-and-peony-are-cute-and-i-dont-accept

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622667932573532160/do-you-have-more-sketches-from-other-families

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622666869677113344/how-did-opals-husband-find-out-about-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622664482790014976/random-sketches-of-the-diamant-family-rubis

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/180832425361/hi-this-is-one-of-my-characters-from-a-story-im

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/189374177761/i-made-these-for-my-most-recent-video-on-youtube

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614843145047441408/im-not-used-to-sketching-and-monochrom-colouring

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621261769759916032/could-you-share-more-sketchesi-think-your

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621288499651493888

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621357535804456960/can-you-tell-where-the-marks-of-some-other-royals

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621108223864422400/here-are-a-few-pictures-i-did-that-i-was-proud-of

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/182534148751/here-is-a-huge-dump-of-some-artwork-i-did-for

References:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624063838584766464/can-you-make-a-sheet-of-mahiraplease

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623978377524690944/tada-livestream-oc-sheet-of-alvis-soft-boi

Couples/Relationships:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618537827030941696/are-the-heart-boys-bethrothed-to-other-royals

Lezabel+Jasper:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618407485455368192/i-dont-know-why-but-when-i-saw-jasper-i-felt

Kellan+Jana:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/624704512687489024/was-jana-and-kellans-relationship-a-good-and

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620753498911522816/nos-i-noticed-that-kellan-still-wears-janas

Kellan+Nuri:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620802730385129472/was-kellans-second-marriage-to-nuri-a-love

Seth+Veeha:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620644415536611328/veeha-so-what-would-you-say-is-your-best

Lazuli+Alexandre:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623700647914651649/more-characters-in-modern-clothes-lesbian-edition

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/189417540301/i-made-some-art-for-my-diamond-royals-out-of-my

Nuo+River:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621533345313079296/i-have-a-question-about-ebens-parentsdid-they

Hyeon+Peony:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620354927510847488/was-hyeon-and-peonys-wedding-arranged-or-was-it

Mahira+Alvis:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622081001575890944/mahira-first-meeting-alvis

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/184296765856/the-king-and-her-queen-hey-everyone-more-oc

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614569190627672064/my-favourite-oc-couple-mahira-and-alvis-he-is

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615111324202139648/arty-e-i-love-them-alvis-has-a-tendency-to-be

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/615119866853195776/idk-how-canon-mahira-and-alvis-are-as-a-couple-but

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616494592131563520/i-wonder-what-alvis-and-mahiras-wedding-was-like

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/617380196201463808/i-wanted-to-share-the-cor-family-these-had-been

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618812857736478720/how-did-alvis-meet-mahira-sorry-if-this-question

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619362618228031488/the-memedaddy-me-irl-alvis-mahira

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619294819665231872/alvis-mahiras-relationship-exists-me

Mercury+Masou:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/623456808348106752/i-know-i-said-i-was-taking-a-break-but-this-came

Cyan+Mercury:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618816021497790464/so-we-have-no-chance-of-seeing-the-two-get

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621118419985694720/did-you-get-the-name-matilda-in-reference-to-the

Isaac+Rania:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619377040259481600/is-the-marriage-of-isacc-and-rania-arranjed

Rubis+Sphene:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622667614840291328/what-exactly-is-rubis-and-sphenes-relationship

Dylan+Coral:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625250188821512192/did-she-think-he-was-a-commoner-i-imagine-her

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625248654530330624/arty-i-dont-know-if-already-ever-asked-that-but

Camilla+Rune:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625428360575713280/did-camillas-death-affect-rune-because-he-only

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/625350480403546112/was-the-marriage-arranged-did-rune-like-camilla

Friendships:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619379190951723008/i-remember-that-one-of-your-posts-had-a-picture-of

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620815553165164544/which-royal-children-are-friends

Family:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621476274323521536/already-asked-about-bad-parentsnow-who-are-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621460689524080640/besides-opal-xxii-who-were-also-bad-parents

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/616590104357683200/how-was-mahiras-family-relationship

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618540468864794624/how-is-lazulis-relationship-with-her-brother

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618683753503522816/i-was-wondering-if-you-could-talk-more-about-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/618815834399309824/will-in-the-future-mahira-and-mercury-have-a

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619188784657022976/why-did-mahira-and-alvis-choose-to-name-their-son

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620352550109085696/how-was-the-relationship-between-the-clubs

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620813188949278720/besides-mahira-is-there-any-other-character-in

Cultures/Kingdom Customs:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622730004873314305/i-wanted-to-know-how-jokers-would-have-been

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622728355826089984/can-you-explain-the-festivities-on-the-cards

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622087214704230400/i-got-asked-the-other-day-i-cant-find-the-ask

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619004507735621632/what-is-every-nations-primary-export

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619634325671051264/i-made-some-flagsbanners-for-the-card-kingdoms

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619647065016893440/given-your-recent-post-about-the-flags-do-the

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619725857336049664/arty-e-here-are-some-palacescapitals-of-each

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620354639068545024/are-the-different-card-kingdoms-based-of-any

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620893140104167424/i-noticed-that-bracelets-are-like-rings-in-hearts

Random:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620369701344837632/how-did-you-pick-your-ocs-names

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620719019390042112/did-you-ever-though-on-a-playlist-for-your-ocs

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620733867053236224/cards-oc-playlist

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620750380474761216/i-love-to-find-the-meaning-of-names-so-thats

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/620802385435066368/so-for-the-cards-stuff-are-you-going-to-write

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/621391739122515968/which-hogwarts-houses-are-your-oc 

Videos:

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/622255122267979776/i-finished-valeries-animatic-last-night-i-hope

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/186527489781/made-this-animatic-of-mahira-and-alvis-if-you-want

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/189374198161/my-ocs-as-vine-generation-1-hope-you-all-like

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/614665599301386240/a-quick-oc-animatic-i-made-hope-you-all-enjoy-it

https://arty-e.tumblr.com/post/619671581131751424/arty-e-created-a-video-for-my-ocs-i-hope-you

[secondgenerationnerd]

We Lost Him Too

Bruce went after one of Omega squad. 

He done fucked up.

      Enjoy!  

-----

 It’s been three days since Bruce asked Irey to bring Damian back. Things had been quiet from Omega squad, like they have been the last four months. The League doesn’t think much of the silence, since none of them besides Bruce know what happened. Their monthly meeting drags on as normal.

         “I agree with Diana—”

         The heavy doors swing open with a crash. Omega squad, eyes all blazing with fury, storm in. Wally focuses on his son and the young man’s clenched fists. Lian stalks forward, looking uncannily like her late mother, her voice sharper than any arrow she uses, “Where the fuck is he?”

         “You all aren’t supposed to—”

         “We have a good reason to be here, Stewart.” Milagro cuts the senior Lantern off. Speaking to Batman, she growls, “Do you want to tell them what that reason is or should we?”

         “This is inappropriate.” Bruce stands.

         “No, what’s inappropriate, Grandfather, is you asking Irey to help bring Damian back.” Mar’i snaps. The other Leaguers turn to the still neutral faced Bruce.

         “I asked for her expertise—”

         “And she said no.” Colin interrupts him. “She said no and you kept pushing.”

         “I was trying to make her see reason.”

         “What reason justifies you asking her to sacrifice her baby?!” Jon demands. “She could give birth any day now and you asked her to do something that could hurt her or Asha!”

         “I was trying to bring my son back. If any of you cared—”

         “You aren’t the only one here who lost him!” Milagro roars.

         “He was our friend! Our teammate!” Mar’i’s unnatural green eyes start glowing purple.

         “Our brother!” Colin shouts, gesturing to Jon and Jai. “Irey’s Lightning Rod! You aren’t the only person who loved about him, or misses him, or would do anything to get him back!”

         “If that’s how you feel, then why aren’t you offering to help—” Bruce doesn’t know when to give up.

         “Because Irey’s right! Damian would hate you as much as I do right now!” Mar’i snaps, “He would hate you for what you asked her!”

         “Why are you all over reacting?”

         “Overreacting?! Irey hasn’t been able to get out of bed in three days!” Jon clenches his fists, “Every time someone comes into the room, she can’t stop shaking! We can barely get her to eat! It took us months to convince her that nothing bad was going to happen to Asha! You destroyed that in ten fucking minutes!”

         “If she’s unable to care for herself,” His still even voice pisses them off more, “Then perhaps someone should step in and provide a more stable environment for the child.”

         They blink.

         That’s all they do. They blink and Jai’s no longer standing silently with his team. The speedster has Batman pinned against a wall, slamming his fist into the older man’s gut. As Bruce doubles over, Jai throws him onto the ground. His golden-brown eyes have becomes a vibrant red, focused on the man in front of him. He jumps on top of the man, punching him over and over and over.

         “Jai!” It takes Wally, Barry, and Bart to pull Jai back. His eyes still glow red as he struggles against them. Bruce stands, wiping the blood from his lips.

         “If you come near her,” Jai’s voice sends a chill down their spines. He sounds exactly like Thawne, “If you even think of fucking taking Asha from my sister, you won’t have to worry about bringing Damian back. Because you’ll see him yourself after I kill you. I’ll shove my hand through your fucking chest.”

         The other heroes in the room look at Jai in terror. Except Omega Squad. His teammates watch him with stoney faces. None of them move towards him. None of them try to stop him. None of them want to. Jai’s eyes fade back to normal as he glares at the bat.

         “Omega.” Diana stands up, “I understand you’re upset. What Batman did was unacceptable and there will be consequences. However—”

         Whatever telling off she’s going to give them is cut off by blaring alarms from their phones. Lian checks her screen, eyes widening, “Guys, we have to go. Now.”

         “Why—” Lian cuts Jai off.

         “Code July.” All the speedsters’ eyes widen at that. The men holding Jai let him go.

         “Flash! He just attacked Batman! He can’t just walk out of—”

         “My daughter just went into labor!” Wally snaps. “And before anyone says shit to my son, address the events that lead up to this first.”

         The speedsters are gone in a flash. Omega squad glances at the League and Batman. Colin’s the one to address them.

         “We’re not perfect. We’re the fucking misfits no other team wanted. But we’re a family. We fight for our family. Consequences be damned.”

         They’re gone too, door slamming shut behind them. Batman returns to his seat, looking up at his fellow leaguers. “Shall we continue?”

--

         Two days later, Omega stand in a too clean hallway, bouncing with excitement. Even though their leave from the field has been extended indefinitely following the confrontation, nothing can ruin what’s about to happen.

         “Sissy?” Jai opens the hospital room door. Their teammates try to peak around him, Mar’i floating to see above him. A soft heart monitor beeps from behind a sheet. A few vases of flowers and balloons sit on the dresser.

         “Hey, guys.” Irey’s soft voice comes from inside. “Come on in.”

         They pile into the hospital room. Just past the privacy sheet, Irey sits on her bed, light blanket covering her torso. Of course, they’re more focused on the baby sleeping on her otherwise bare chest. Soft coos come from the newborn, tiny hand wrapped around her mother’s finger.

         “Hey, Mama.” Lian sets a covered dish on the table. “How you feeling?”

         “I mean…I pushed a human out of my vagina and learned being shot hurts less.” The team laughs at her honesty. “Physically, sore as hell, but emotionally…”

         The new mother trails off. She adjusts the sleeping baby to make it easier for them to see, closing her hospital gown. The squishy faced infant grunts as she’s moved, stretching her arms up, naked aside from her diaper. Dark curls already cover most of her head, skin a little ruddy but still like her father’s.

         “Meet our newest little teammate,” Irey smiles down at her daughter. “Asha Nuri West-Wayne.”

         “She’s so cute, Irey.” Mar’i coos, tickling bare toes. “Might be cold.”

         “Well, I was trying some skin to skin bonding with her. And Mama runs warm, doesn’t she, Lightning Bug?” Irey kisses the baby’s nose. Asha coos softly. “Ok, Bug, Mama hears you. You don’t wanna be nakey much longer though.”

         “If you want, I can dress her.” Milagro offers. Irey laughs. Knowing the fashionista, her newborn would be dressed like a little princess.

         “I have a onesie and some socks in the dresser for her.”

         “I got it.” Colin kisses the top of Milagro’s head and squeezes past his teammates. They turn when he bursts into laughter, only to join in when he holds up the Robin onesie. Complete with utility belt detailing. “Really, Ires?”

         “It is cute and I will not hear anything against it. Don’t forget the Impulse socks.” Irey sticks her tongue out. Still laughing, Colin gets the baby’s clothes. Milagro does help her dress Asha. Irey looks at her twin, “I think Asha wants Uncle Jai-Jai to hold her first.”

         Jai swells with pride. Taking his new niece into his arms, he sinks into the rocking chair besides his sister’s bed. Mom and Dad had sent him photos earlier, but they’re nothing compared to actually holding her. Asha grunts in his arms, which only makes him chuckle, “Oh, come on? Am I really that bad?”

         “She is Damian’s,” Jon notes. Their late teammate’s name hurts for a moment, but not as much as it had, “Chances are she’s got his temper.”

         They laugh at that. Irey lays back on the pillows, watching as Asha’s passed from Jai to Mar’i to Jon.

         “I have something for this sweet soul.” Milagro sets a bag on the bed. Irey opens her mouth to protest.

         Irey knows she won’t be able to argue with the Lantern, or at least that she won’t win, so she opens the bag. Her breath catches at the familiar fabric inside. Lifting it up gingerly, like it’s going to catch fire, Irey pulls one of Damian’s old capes out. A fuzzy yellow fabric had replaced the old inside, neat rows of thread holding it together. But it’s his cape. Without even lifting it up, she can smell Damian on it. His favorite cologne and the odd sent of jasmine added in.

         “He’s not here.” The observation hurts, but Milagro continues, “He’s not here, but I figured his little girl could have a piece of him. Original parts are all still there too. So her Baba can keep her safe.”

         “Thank you.” Irey sets the blanket down, pulling her friend into a hug. Milagro hugs her back just as tight, “Thank you.”

         “You’re welcome. Now, let’s see if little miss pouty pants likes it.” Milagro takes the baby from Colin, ignoring her boyfriend’s pout. After laying the blanket out infront of her, Irey lays her baby on it, loosely wrapping it around her. Asha yawns, tiny fingers gripping the edge of the blanket. A soft sound from her chest makes their hearts melt.

         “That’s a happy baby.” Colin snorts. They spend the rest of evening with Irey, talking about everything and anything, like always. Asha’s well loved on as they chat. She whines anytime they try to unwrap her blanket. After Jon gets them dinner from a nearby restaurant, the team decides to leave Irey for the night. A few kisses and hugs given to both mother and child before their packed room empties.

         Irey nurses Asha again, stroking her baby’s soft cheek as she eats. Her heart should be aching seeing how much her daughter looks like Damian. But it doesn’t hurt. Damian will always be a part of Asha. He will always be her Baba. But Asha isn’t him. To view her as him would be unfair to someone so new to this great big world.

         “I love you, Asha.” Irey whispers to her sleeping daughter. “Your Baba loves you. I know he’s not here, but I can tell you that he would love you more than anything.”

         Asha snores gently. Irey presses her lips to the back of Asha’s tiny hand, “I can’t promise you that you’re never going to be hurt, Bug. I can’t promise you that people will always be nice or understanding. But the one thing that I can promise you is that I’m always going to love you. Always.”

[eraserhawks]

how about F and R? thanks!!

i fell asleep yesterday before answering this oops but ty for the ask !!

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

so this is actually from a fic i haven’t published yet so shh secret dialogue but (warning for references to child abuse/dabi backstory):

“And maybe she had another son, one who looked even more like that dick bag? A son that had the perfect quirk, until little half and half Shouto was born. A son with bright red hair, afraid to look at his mother after he found her crying in his parents’ bedroom? A son who dyed his hair to look a little bit less like his abusive asshole of a father. And yet was still pushed too far. The other son, the daughter, the middle children? They were ignored, their quirks weren’t good enough. But Touya was pushed to be better, pushed until he couldn’t control his quirk any more, and his whole body burned.”

Oh god. Hawks was going to be sick. All of this time idolizing Endeavor, and if a single thing that Dabi was saying was true… 

“Pretty convenient there was a fatal house fire in the home of the most powerful fire quirk in Japan and there was only one casualty, isn’t it?” Dabi sneered, turning away from Hawks. “Poor Todoroki Touya. Good old Enji had a closed casket funeral, you know? Said he didn’t want people to see the body’s damage, that it would hurt his sweet Rei too much.”

“I don’t know what you’re-”

“Don’t play stupid, Hawks. There was no body at that funeral. But, damn, is Todoroki Touya damaged. A roof collapsing on you really does a number, and so does burning up from the inside out with your own quirk. No wonder Endeavor didn’t want anyone to see him, if the body had been there.”

Hawks swallowed. He knew where Dabi was going, as horrifying as it was. There was no pretending he meant anything else. Still, he looked up. “So where is Todoroki Touya?”

“Oh, Touya is dead,” Dabi said. Hawks stared at him, trying to understand what he was talking about. Why would he have brought up this story of Todoroki Touya if he wasn’t directly a part of it? Sure, Hawks was a fan of Endeavor, but without Dabi giving him details on this story… it meant nothing. “But you’re looking at the body.”

the way i see it, dabi is never going to look to reconcile with the todoroki family. they’re Gone and they’re not going to agree with his ways and he doesn’t want to be welcomed back with open arms. as a character, he seeks revenge, and he’s going to find a way to do it and it’s bc of a grudge. just… this is one of those scenes i wrote and then went ??? well fuck how do i make the rest of the fic sound this good which is why it’s still ,, very much a wip

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

so here i’m gonna draw a quick divide between life influence and writing influence. life influence, i have one big one: rick riordan. i read the percy jackson books when i was in elementary school and that introduced me to mythology and t b h made me realize latin existed??? and now i’m a classics major who’s taken 8 years of latin and 4 of ancient greek and just. wow.

i’d also regard those books as a writing influence t b h. i like the carefree style and some of my more ,,, humorous fics follow patterns i picked up there. it’s hard to pinpoint exact influences bc i read So Much when i was younger and now read a Ton of fic. a lot of my yoi friends are writing influences for me? like i’d especially point out nuri/seventhstar/pencilwalla ??? i just. always love her writing and want to Be Her and she’s got an amazing way with words i’m Blessed we wrote bodyswap together. i also just ,,, love nuri. i don’t think it’s direct influence usually so much as ,,, like ??? story ideas ? idk. i feel like i get indirectly influenced without even realizing more often than not

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[seventhstar]

fic preview: project runway au

me: i’m not writing a project runway au @phoenixrei: hey nuri come over and watch project runway with me  me: fine i’m writing it 

featuring: designer!yuuri, celebrity client!viktor, and tim gunn!georgi.

“For this challenge, you’ll be designing a figure skating costume for one of these incredible figure skaters. Remember, not only do you have to design something that fits the skater’s music and theme, but you have to make sure you don’t lose your own unique point of view.” Anya snapped her fingers, and a staffer tossed her the dreaded buttonbag. “And now, you know what’s coming! Time for each of you to be assigned a skater.”

Yuuri grips his knees and starts praying as fervently as he can on three hours of sleep, two cups of bad coffee, and the dazzling aftereffects of having gotten to see Viktor skate in person.

Beside him, Yurio is scowling, but that’s par for the course with him. He’s able with both men and women’s wear, and he’s got experience designing costumes, so he’ll probably be fine. On his other side, Sara is mouthing ‘please give me a women’ under her breath. Yuuri wonders why no one ever practices menswear before auditioning for this show; haven’t they seen past seasons? There’s always a menswear challenge.

On Yurio’s other side, at the end of the row, is Isabella, who looks composed as usual. Again, she’s designed for rock stars, so maybe she’s confident, too, but even if she wasn’t she’d never show it. Yuuri’s seen Isabella cry exactly once, when her fiance called and proposed to her midseason, and he’s pretty sure she’s going to win the popularity polls at the end of the show because of it.

Oh, god. Anya’s hand is going into the bag. Yuuri tries to focus on what Georgi would say: Rule over it, Yuuri. Now is your time to shine. You must become a beautiful prince of figure skating costumes and whirl away the judges like you’re dancing on a ballroom floor.

There are four options. Yuuko, standing beside Anya, radiant in white and gold (last season’s short program, she’s gorgeous, the embroidery took Yuuri three weeks) is smiling hopefully at him. Yuuri knows he could dress Yuuko, wants her to be his client desperately. Beside Yuuko is Mila Babachieva, who Yuuri only knows by reputation. Her style is feminine but edgy; Yuuri thinks he could probably dress her, although he might fuck it up.

On Anya’s other side is Chris Giacometti, who is winking at the designers. Yuuri is frankly kind of scared of Chris, because what if he can’t do that ass justice? Sexy is not really Yuuri’s thing. He’s a potato.

And beside Chris, looking lovelier than ever under the hot stage lights, dressed in black and blue…it’s Viktor Nikiforov. He has manicured nails. Yuuri knows every detail of his face and body, having been the president of the Viktor Nikiforov fanclub for most of his life. He’d almost fainted when the limo had deposited them outside the rink with Georgi this morning and Viktor had been inside, dancing across the ice in a step sequence Yuuri had never seen, with grace and power like a god come down to earth.

“Sara, since you won the last challenge, you get to go first. You’ll be working with,” Anya produces a wihite button, “Mila.”

“Thank fuck,” Sara mumbles. She waves, and Mila waves back.

“Isabella, you’ll be working with…Yuuko.”

Yuuri’s stomach drops. Yuuko throws him a look, and then grins at Isabella.

“Yuri P., you’ll be working with…Chris.”

Chris blows Yurio a kiss. Yurio looks outraged. Yuuri is glad his workstation isn’t next to Yurio’s anymore.

“And last but not least, Yuuri K., you will be working with Viktor.”

“It will be a pleasure,” Viktor says. He is looking right at Yuuri with his actual eyes. Yuuri swallows, nods.

“You will have thirty minutes to confer with your clients, take measurements, and sketch, and then you’ll be shopping at Mood. You will have five hundred dollars and two days for this challenge, so we expect great things.”

Cheers go up at the mention of five hundred dollars to spend. Yuuri stares into his lap as the cameraman spread out, and Anya disappears, and the eight of them are left to mingle in the midst of the makeshift runway that’s been set up on the basketball court behind the ice rink in the sports complex.

He has to talk to Viktor. Yuuri sucks in a deep breath, fully prepared to get up and go apologize to Viktor for making him wait, but when he looks up Viktor is right there, standing over him and smiling.

“Hello,” Viktor says. He holds out a hand. “I’m Viktor. I look forward to working with you, although I have to warn you, I have been told I’m…difficult.”

“I love ‘difficult’,” Yuuri says, dazed by proximity.

Yuuri has a list of questions written on the first page of his sketchbook, to ask clients so that if he gets nervous he can just read them off and note the responses. He’s prepared for this. He should be fine.

VIktor starts telling him about his free skate’s theme, and he pulls out a pair of headphones so Yuuri can hear the music, and Yuuri does not ask him even a single one of those questions. Viktor waxes eloquently about love and pain, occasionally pausing to throw out tidbits like “Lace is alright as long as it’s not too bridal” or “Yellow is a hard no” or “No winter colors within half a meter of my face”.

After thirty minutes Yuuri hasn’t sketched anything, and also he has no idea what Viktor actually wants his costume to look like.

“Designers, your time is up!”

“Oh, shit.”

VIktor beams at him. “I feel like you really understand me,” he says. “See you at the fitting!”

“Right,” Yuuri says, just barely keeping from hyperventilating, or dying. “Okay.”

“Don’t disappoint me!”

[jjkrps]

♔ young and beautiful

triggers » baby nsfw about nipples, self doubt, self hate, fear of abandonment date & location » 170214/170215 @ rebels dorm. word count » 1396 words. featuring » kulap kitsuwon & @acexbyungchul & @acexnuri. notes » fuck it up kuchuri !!!! summary » kulap has a happy valentines day after all, but it’s just a pre-show for the next morning.

the movie has barely started and kulap’s mind wanders back to the party. he’d wanted to stay longer; he had spent hours getting ready and they still had to stop and see minsu hyung. he was the only person kulap knew with shoes that could match his outfit. not only that but he’d missed so many people. he hadn’t gotten to say hello to kiyeol or tell haneul—byungchul’s friend, they started hanging out awhile ago but he’s still not sure if he trusts him. or the pickup lines he’s told him while byungchul went to the bathroom—or jaehwa or keke happy birthday. actually, all he did was fight with byungchul—well deserved. he had gotten nothing in return for the box full of chocolate chip cookies and handmade cards. so if he referred to byungchul as stupid a few times as a thank you for being forgotten, well...—and talk to nuri about his nipples. just the thought makes him shift in his place. part of him wonders if he had gotten too dirty by telling nuri he had liked the way he looked in the mesh, that maybe nuri was uncomfortable that kulap liked how he looked sometimes. it reminded him of the feelings that byungchul gave him when they were younger; the feelings he’d try to scrub out in the shower. instead of scrubbing until he forgot what he was thinking—he hasn’t done that in so long, minus the porn incident—he lets byungchul lead him out of the party and away from anything negative. it’s like this a lot now, byungchul being there to keep him from thinking too much. kulap had even started feeling okay about the no present thing. they’d come home and immediately byungchul let him choose the movies of the night and of course he chose movies that felt seasonal: 10 things i hate about you and clueless. but he can’t focus on cher or kat when all the dumb nipple things keep popping up in his mind. he’s so curious ( even after he reminds himself that this is what started the aforementioned incident ) so he can’t help but bring it up. and maybe he’s a little impulsive when he reaches out to pinch byungchul’s nipples. and maybe a little too loud when he halfway laughs halfway screams and tries to run from the threats of byungchul touching his nipples. and maybe he’s even louder when he falls on the floor after a pull on his leg. and may—he sees it. a pink tuft of fur hidden under the other’s bed. he ignores byungchul’s warnings and pulls it out in a fury of excitement. ❛ it’s… a puppy, ❜ oversized and big and stuffed and pink and red and everything he loves because it’s a puppy and from byungchul, and he definitely can’t hide how in awe he is after he squeezes it’s body into his own. ❛ it’s a puppy! ❜ this time, it comes out sure, and muffled by pink fur. he complains about the other saying he’d gotten him nothing, but really he’s so happy. he just wanted something, and this is more than he could of asked for. of course, he does love the thought that the other would want to spend time to surprise him. they lay down to finish the movies but byungchul is asleep before any of the plot really comes in. he doesn’t blame him, not even when he starts to drool and it distracts kulap from the movie. he doesn’t really get why, but he can’t help watching him sleep. he doesn’t really look any different. he doesn’t look very perfect at all, which actually annoys him. why do movies make it seem so pretty to be asleep? he likes byungchul’s burnt hair sticking up in that one place, and he likes him drooling, and he likes the way byungchul’s face doesn’t relax like the movies describe it. he’s not sure if he actually likes how the other looks or if he is just that far into his feelings for byungchul. either way, he falls asleep looking at the other. and when he wakes up, drool dried down the side of his face and probably on the plush, he’s happy to find it’s late in the morning and byungchul is still asleep. he doesn’t sleep enough. he’s even happier when he notices their ankles are tangled together and their hands practically sit on top of each others. despite wanting to stay cuddled there forever, there is so much more warmth in byungchul’s bed, but when he feels like he might die if he doesn’t go pee, he slips his hands and legs back from the oldest, and gets out of bed, finding his slippers before heading to the bathroom. it’s not until he’s halfway done shuffling to his door when he turns on his heels to head for the opposite side of the dorm, opening the door to nuri and taemin’s room. he’s happy to find that taemin is gone, but nuri seems awake, eyes glued to something on his phone until the door opens. ❛ hyung, ❜ he mumbled as a greeting, shutting the door behind him as he shuffles to the bed he’s stolen a space in too many times to count. ❛ i’m sorry we were rude at the party. ❜ it takes a minute for nuri to respond, like he has to think first, and kulap expects a long reply. instead it’s short. ❛ it’s okay. i forgive you both. it wasn’t really your fault. ❜ kulap doesn’t know what to say to that; was he just saying that so they would feel better or was it for real? kulap accepts the latter, not wanting to think about the other lying to them about anything. even if it was a little lie. ❛ oh, by the way, you forgot your kisses! ❜ he reminded excitedly, taking his time to kiss both of his cheeks with each their respective ‘goodnight’ and ‘goodmorning.’ ❛ sorry, kulap, ❜ is all he gets from nuri when he pulls away, though. ❛ i just feel really tired, but good morning. ❜ and with that, he only receives a pat on the head. there is nothing he hates more than feeling like nuri only sees the baby in him, and the pat on the head and the way he is talking makes him feel too much like one. so he tries again, situating himself on the other’s lap. ❛ since it’s after valentine’s day, i can confess now. i was the secret admirer who left you the valentine’s day box! ❜ ❛ was it? ❜ ❛ yep! did you like it, hyung? ❜ there is nothing in the way that nuri responds that reminds him of the nuri who gave him the bunny gifts yesterday. ❛ I did. Thank you. ❜ it’s awkward and makes kulap’s skin crawl in fear; nuri can’t leave if he’s the leader, but kulap makes everyone want to leave. he’s bad luck. a bad kid with perverted thoughts who makes everyone’s life harder. is this his way of telling kulap to stop and leave him alone except in front of fans? did he want kulap to leave the group? did he hate kulap all along and finally get tired of him? he can’t leave the group and go back to his mom, if she knew everything he’d done she would be furious with him, she doesn’t want him to ruin their lives anymore and now he’s messed up again ruined someone else. he can barely keep in the tears when he rushes out the words and moves off of nuri, ❛ i need to go back to bed, i didn’t sl—sleep, i’m sorry, hyung.  ❜ and with that he’s scurrying to the door, tears already falling freely and by the time he makes it through the dorm it’s hard to breath and he has to shake byungchul to get his attention even though his mind tells him to go to his own bed, he needs byungchul. he’s been there for years, even if they didn’t talk to each other. it’s no different from any other valentine’s day, except he’s showered in love for the first one only to have half of it taken back and the other half to wrap his arms around him, confused and tired and worried.

[allofbeercom]

‘Are You The One?’ Recap: Murder On The AYTO Express

HELLO AND WELCOME to without a doubt the most lit episode in history with the most fucking braindead bunch of degenerate fuckpoles you’ve ever seen. Seriously, the casting this season is A-1. And by A-1, I mean that half of these castmates will probably end up in jail one day.

As someone who thrives on the drama of others appreciates good reality TV, this episode brought me more joy than I could have hoped, and I actually learned a thing or two in the process. For instance, did you know that behind the creatures that live on Geles’ eyelashes, there is actually a genuinely fucking insane monster-woman?

Also, in exciting news and by request, my betchy Jewish mom has decided to return the world of and I’ll be featuring some of her commentary. This show is such a great bonding experience for us because I can consistently say “see mom, I at least I’m not throwing bananas at people on National TV” and honestly, I think that’s all a parent really wants to hear from their kid <3

AFTER THE MATCH UP CEREMONY

They got 4 beams and party like crazy, because nothing is more exciting than being drastically behind in life.

Keith celebrates by lifting weights in overalls, and watching him do so is as close as I’ll ever get to the Midwest. He’s talking to Alexis about how the best way to handle not being a perfect match is to have a threesome with whomever their perfect match actually is. Alexis is like “seems like a legit solution” and this kids, is why our country is in shambles. 

They both eventually promise not to hook up with their perfect match. Psh, sure, Jan.

Kareem and Alivia are considering pulling their heads out of their asses and accepting the fact that they are almost certainly a no-match. Alivia is like “Keith is literally what I asked for in this game” and it’s like, soooooooo, wanna tell us what you’re doing with poor man’s mobster over there?

THE CHALLENGE

Keyana apparently got way too lit while celebrating and sprained her foot. Because it’s Keyana and the only athletic thing she’s ever done in her life is run in whatever direction Michael is in, she is in crutches with a full fucking cast. *cough, cough* pussy *cough*

It’s officially the best challenge of the year: The exes are hereeeeee! And hey, there is Taylor from last season? Hun, if you wanted another 15 minutes of fame, shoot for the stars and audition for . 

Apparently she’s Joe’s ex and color me shocked. I honestly never pegged Taylor as Joe’s type (and vice-versa) but I think it’s so cute that they can cut costs and share hair products. Lord knows everyone from season five needs to save as much money as possible.

The game is speed dating like and the castmates have to hang out with their ex while other castmates come and interview them. One time my boyfriend and I saw my ex at a bagel shop and I legit hid behind a trashcan, so honestly I’m cringing forever.

Here’s a couple things about the exes (sorry, you’re not safe from this either):

UCHE’S EX: My mom and I both agree that either she met him at Church or she helped him when he had fallen and couldn’t get up. Seriously, how old is this dude?

SHAD’S EX: If Shad was as good of a boyfriend as she said he was, he should have kindly pointed her to the nearest hair salon.

CLINTON’S EX: Poor girl got the fucking FBI shakedown from Uche, but I don’t trust anyone who calls fooling around “sexual encounters.” Who let the narc on this show?

DD’S EX: Is from her junior year of high school. Damn, the desperation levels are strong with this one.

MICHAEL’S EX: Looks like she probably has the personality of cardboard. So very obviously still into Michael, which makes me think she probably has the brain cells to match her shining personality.

MALCOLM’S EX: “Well… she’s not what I expected.” – Mom. That’s putting it kindly.

MY FACE LOOKING AT MALCOLM’S EX:

ANYWAYS, Geles and Taylor seem to be hitting it off in the way only two fame-hungry, moderately hot girls can: fucking screaming at each other over a dude with a man bun and chipmunk teeth. It’s not a good look for Taylor, but as the professional drama expert here at Betches (please see my LinkedIn for more), I’m putting my money down that Geles probably came in more crooked than her left eyelash atm.

As they continue to insult each other, I realize this might be the fight I never knew I needed? TBH watching people sink to their low really has got me thriving. Either way, putting on my expert hat again, editing is a fickle bitch and I’m going to explore the ever-loving fuck out of Twitter (or employ the detectives on the AYTO subreddit) to find out EXACTLY what happened.

Oh also, I forgot to mention that Shad apparently lasts for like, three seconds in bed. Just a heads up!

Overall, Keith and Alexis win the challenge. Say what you will about these redneck trash bags, but those fuckers know how to win. Take notes, Democratic Party. Anyways, Keith picks Alivia. Alexis, in a form of petty that is honestly inspiring, picks Kareem.

MOM: Alexis and Kareem need to reroute their date to the nearest asylum. 

BACK AT THE HOUSE

Anthony decides DD might be his match and wants to get to know her better. Cute, stupid Anthony. Anyways, he sets up a drinking/20 questions game on the balcony of the boom boom room.

Malcolm, the perpetual cheater, gets super mad that they even looked in the direction of the boom boom room and is like “WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BOOM BOOM ROOM!” Of course, in a move that MTV def made happen was exceptionally dramatic, he runs and tells Geles too.

Geles is like “DD is easy and I want to throw her down a flight of stairs.” Well that’s not cause for alarm. Maybe Kareem and Geles should give love a shot. Also, that’s pretty tough talk coming from a girl who is like 85% silicone. DD would beat some ass, so I’m pretty excited about this possibility.

What’s even worse is that this game Anthony and DD are playing is totally innocent. He even asks her if he can kiss her and she says that “she has too much respect for Malcolm to do that.”

Meanwhile, in probable-domestic-violence land, Alivia tells Keith that Kareem is like pushing her away by being the most controlling and shitty human ever. Huh, what a weird concept.

She tells Keith that she’s afraid of Kareem and Keith’s like “I’m not afraid of Kareem.” Okay, so suddenly the whole fanbase (me, the subreddit and six teenage girls in Brazil) want to fuck Keith. This episode has so many twists.

Keith and Alivia start kissing and Alivia immediately does what she ALWAYS does and runs her ass to Kareem to tell him. She’s like “I’m sorry, I wanted to be honest.” Whoever told you honesty is the best policy was seriously disturbed. Of course, Kareem feels so betrayed, which is crazy because I didn’t know psychopaths could feel any emotion.

When DD leaves the date with Anthony, Malcolm immediately calls her a “dick rider.” Which would be okay if you were starring in a superhero porno, but otherwise it’s like, the most insulting shit I have ever heard. DD rightfully flips out because that’s just like, the rules of feminism.

MOM: Well, this explains his ex. — That’s like, way harsh Tai. REAL PIC OF MY MOM AND I:

THE DATE

They go to a palm reading and tarot cards reading date. Really MTV, y’all take Kareem’s and Alexis’ crazy asses into a witch shop? This is the lamest episode of ever.

Alexis is like “I’m super into witchcraft” and I’m honestly afraid for Keith rn. She’s got little white bread voodoo dolls in her eyes.

Alivia and Keith have a pretty real chemistry so they start making out again, obviously. Nothing gets Keith’s dick harder than the fact it’s probably going to be chopped off by Alexis within the next few hours.

Kareem and Alexis, meanwhile, are bonding over their shared mental instability. Kareem decides to tell Alexis about Keith and Alivia’s kiss and they rile each other up faster than a Disney Channel movie basketball team hearing an inspiring speech in the locker room at halftime.

They are like “just because we fucked up and did the same thing doesn’t mean that anyone else can!” Republicans have the weirdest logic.

Alexis and Kareem do the mature thing and confront Keith and Alivia on their date. Alexis yells at Keith for not telling her and how they agreed not to hook up with their matches. Keith is stuck in the age-old predicament where he tries to decipher what “hooking up�� means.

Alexis thinks it’s a kiss and Keith thinks it’s anal. Tale as old as time.

If you think Alexis is crazy, Kareem is like, hold my beer. He’s hitting shit and yelling at Alivia while Keith stares on, wondering how this dude escaped his padded cell. Of course, Kareem has to fucking throw a table at Alivia and now MTV brings in producers, because maybe, just they have a problem here.

BACK AT THE HOUSE

The only thing I have seen Geles do in this house is shit talk, apply makeup and pine over a very average-looking dude named Anthony. Geles is basically every sorority sister I have ever had.

Geles and Malcolm team up to belittle DD for doing nothing wrong, and DD is not having it. She and Audrey start yelling back at Malcolm/Geles and it’s a mess.

TYLER: I hate this place, but it’s great.


ME AND MY MOM: #tru

TRUTH BOOTH

DD and Anthony explain exactly what happened and Malcolm is like “everyone knows what happens in the boom boom room.” Everyone knows there is money in the banana stand.

Terrence J is like, “you know the boom boom room is like, the only room with a door, right? Maybe they just wanted to get away for a second.” Malcolm acts like someone just explained quantum physics to him.

This show should just be called “twentysomethings considering basic concepts.”

Nurys and DD, bonded over the fact that Malcolm ain’t shit, make up and become friends. There is no stronger friendship than one bonded through mutual hate. That’s like, the only friends I have.

Keith word vomits that he and Alivia kissed again and of course Alexis and Kareem flip the fuck out.

Alexis tells Keith “to go die” and is two seconds away from asking her murderer cousin for a repeat performance. Terrence J is like “damn that’s harsh”, which is a weird way of saying “YOU ARE A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON.”

Alivia calls out the hypocrisy of this whole thing and tells the house about Kareem throwing a table and everyone in the house is like “what, Kareem?! No way!”

Shad’s like “hey, if I was a girl I would not want him to be my perfect match.” As a girl I also want sex to last longer than two seconds, but sometimes dreams are meant for when we are sleeping.

Zoe is like “I thought Kareem was my match but he’s getting a little too domestic violence-y for me.” Oh, did you not tell the matchmakers you wanted that?

MY MOM: You know poor Alivia’s mother is somewhere praying on her rosary that Kareem is not her match.

Kareem stands up, starts yelling, and leaves the room. He swears that Keith and Alivia are not a match and now he hates Alivia and is going to start the smallest chapter of the He-Man-Woman-Haters Club in the boom boom room.

Of course, Keith and Alivia go to the Truth Booth. They like, want this to help them win the money, but more importantly they want this so they can tell Kareem to take his perfectly sculpted facial hair and fuck right off.

The episode is about to end, and if it ends on a cliffhanger I will throw my laptop across the room. Kareem is obviously affecting me.

Because there is no such thing as happiness on reality TV, they are a NO MATCH. Gotta say, this bummed me out.

Kareem and Alexis start laughing their asses off, while Alivia and Keith make their walk of shame towards two people who legit want to murder them.

MY MOM: Is this going to turn into a murder mystery show? I actually really like that angle. — Your move, MTV.

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/are-you-the-one-recap-murder-on-the-ayto-express/